I thought it would never arrive

My my. I thought the day might never arrive. I knew I would get my chance at being just another f*cking millionaire. No more rainy days, in other words...

To my Spam INbox came this:

I am Mr Buru Onya working with

African Development Bank(ADB)

Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso.

Dear friend,

This message might meet you in utmost surprise. However, it's just the urgent need for a foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I am Mr Buru Onya from Burkina Faso in west Africa. I got your e-mail contacts from website after my extensive search for capable person. I prayed and meditated fervently over it and i committed it into the hands of almighty that you should be the rightful person to help out before I made up my mind to contact you today.

I have the opportunity of transferring the left over fund sum of US$39.500 Million dollars into a foreign account and the said fund belongs to our deceased client. Hence, I am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/40 if you agree to my business proposal.

Further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as I receive your return mail. Reply me here for security reasons, Email

(onya2011@voila.fr)

Have a great day.

Thanks,

Sincerely,

Mr Buru Onya

ASSIST ME

But hey, you know what, Mr. Onya - I am holding out for the big one, solly chollie. I wanna be a billionaire. Millionaire thing, not worth my while. But you have a nice day.